You Can Smell Like Paris Hilton

I’m really not going to get into how a picture of Paris Hilton as a fish during lowtide probably isn’t the best concept for a perfume, but here she is in her new ad for Siren by Paris Hilton. Whatever. If you buy this you’re an idiot. She could be handing out samples of Water by Paris Hilton while I was on fire, and my last words would be “Fix…your…nose…bitch.”

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