Lindsay Lohan Might Have A Reality Show

Apparently since there’s a huge void on television of the everyday lives of vapid whores, Lindsay Lohan is trying to star in her own reality show. Mirror reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s life often resembles a soap opera, and now she’s rumoured to be going the whole hog with her own TV show. The actress is reportedly in talks to turn her troubled life into a reality programme for the small screen. Cameras will follow the 23-year-old as she attempts to get her career on track with a Hollywood comeback. To help her in the task, Lindsay has called on Britney Spears’ manager Larry Rudolph to help with the TV venture. A source told Fox News: “Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again.”

I hate to say it, but this might actually work. Larry Rudolph is a damn miracle worker. As soon as Britney fired him she shaved her head and held her kids hostage and as soon as she hired him back she had a hit and a tour. Although I’m not really sure how long this might last. I can assume thirty minutes of Lindsay Lohan shopping for anal beads and pawning jewelry to buy speedballs might not be the must see TV that she thinks it will.

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