Kourtney Kardashian Will Pose Nude While Pregnant

Last week, Kourtney Kardashian told the world she got pregnant by this douche, so she thought about having an abortion. Then she realized you can’t make money off abortions. Us Magazine reports:

Kourtney Kardashian wouldn’t mind stripping down to show off her pregnancy curves. When asked by E!’s Daily 10 if she’d take it all off for the cover of a magazine like Rolling Stone, the reality star — who is due in December — says, “I think so. I’d have to think about it.”

It takes hard work being a whore, and I know know somebody who might be able to help Kourtney out, because she really shouldn’t have to go through this alone. Pregnancy is is tough, but using your baby for money just makes sense I guess. She might as well do it now. Especially since the next time this kid is gonna have his picture taken is when he’s sixteen on Sunset Blvd. wearing eyeliner and cut marks because the cops didn’t believe that he was only trying to find love.

Damn, what’s up, ass?

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