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Jennifer Lopez was in Capri this weekend and I don’t know what circus bear she stole that bikini from, but if she could cover that shit up that would be great. Look, I have nothing against a nice ass, my ex-girlfriend’s ass was like 20% of her bodyweight, but every time she wore a bikini she didn’t really need Dr. Manhattan to bend the laws of physics to hold the elastic in place.

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