Get ready for another visual dry heave today as Britney Spears is now on Day 3 of her bikini assault at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina Del Rey. Awesome. I’m not even halfway joking when I say I would rather fuck a stack of firewood.
UPDATE: A lot of prisons must have just got internet, because I’ve gotten about a 100 emails saying that I must be a homo because I wouldn’t stick my dick in this. I also wouldn’t stick my dick in a beehive or molten lava, so feel free to draw your own conclusions from that as well.