Chris Brown Has a Good Memory By todd August 31, 2009



Appearing live on television for the first time since he did this to Rihanna because she had the nerve to ask him who he was texting, Chris Brown told Larry King that he didn’t remember beating the shit out of her. Us Magazine reports:

“When I look at it now, it’s just like, wow, like, I can’t — I can’t believe that — that actually happened,” he says in the interview, set to air Wednesday…Brown told King that “everything comes with consequences. They want me to pick up trash remove graffiti. I’m a hard worker. It’s something I’m willing to do.” Along with his mother Joyce Hawkins, Brown told King how he grew up in an abusive home. Hawkins said her husband beat her – and Brown said he knew it: “I used to be scared to go to bed.”
But he said he is not blaming his past for the attack on Rihanna.”Nobody taught us how to love one another. Nobody taught us a book on how to — how to control our emotions or our anger,” he said. “I wish I could have changed that night.”

It’s unclear from this video if he needs some Ginkgo biloba to go with that baby blue sweater and bowtie, but a trident through the chest might jog his memory.

Appearing live on television for the first time since he did this to Rihanna because she had the nerve to ask him who he was texting, Chris Brown told Larry…

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IDLYITW Back 2 School Links By todd August 31, 2009

Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic]

Facebook
warning signs [College Humor]

Geri Halliwell
nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]

Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic]

Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman Hustle]

Kate Moss
is topless [Celebslam]

Back 2 schoolgirls
. Goddamn. [COED Magazine]

Kim Kardashian
has large breasts. That is all. [DrunkenStepfather]

Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic] Facebook warning signs [College Humor] Geri Halliwell nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie] Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic] Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman…

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UPGRADE By todd August 31, 2009

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Call Jon Gosselin a douchebag if you want, and let’s face it, it’s not that hard to do, but what do you expect? He was married to a raging, emasculating cunt who had more babies jump out of her than Mexicans in a Honda Civic at a traffic stop. He could either cheat or blow his fucking brains out. So, he did what any normal guy would do. He went to the Wet Republic ultra pool and chatted up a bunch of Vegas whores. A bunch of fugly Vegas whores, but at least they aren’t wearing Keds and bitching about a Home Depot receipt.

Call Jon Gosselin a douchebag if you want, and let’s face it, it’s not that hard to do, but what do you expect? He was married to a raging, emasculating…

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Well This Is Creepy By todd August 31, 2009

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Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer name – Blanket. The Sun reports:

One source said: “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. “Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad.” Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a “well-known Hollywood actor” donated the sperm for Blanket. Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family. The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.” So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. “But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. “Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. “Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

I don’t know, this kid kinda looks like Mowgli, so I’d really like to see the mother. Because as insane as every Michael Jackson story is, there’s a chance that she might be an actual human, but there’s a good chance that it was something Michael Jackson summoned from blood and clay while wearing a bull head mask and sacrificing a baby goat.

Elisha Cuthbert and Culkin’s girlfriend in Maxim:

Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer…

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Demi Moore Is Delusional By todd August 31, 2009

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I mean, it’s obvious to everyone at this point that Demi Moore has had more work than the Millenium Falcon, right? Ok, thanks. Telegraph UK reports:

The Hollywood star, 46, has managed to stay looking like a woman in her twenties for two decades, prompting speculation that she has spent at least £200,000 remodelling her face and body. But in an interview in with French Marie Clare, Moore flatly denied that she had ever had any surgery. “It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done,” she said, adding: “But I would never judge those who have. “If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.” Moore went on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery “to hold up the ageing process.” “It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy. “That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done,” she said. “For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty

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Yeah, so…um..her doctor might disagree:

Despite her protestations, Moore’s surgeon in the US is said to be Brian Novack. In 2004 a close friend said: “He’s a fantastic surgeon and his clients don’t look like they’ve had surgery. Demi can’t stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect.” Among the work Moore has allegedly had is liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach, estimated to have cost £16,000, a £9,500 breast implant operation and £20,000 of work on her face.

If this were ancient Egypt Demi Moore would be stuffed with sawdust and herbs by now, but through the wonders and magic of science, a 46-year old mother of three doesn’t have to look like a 46-year old mother of three. So, I’m not really sure why she’s denying it. She looks like a wax Demi Moore statue. The only way she could look more fake is if she had antlers.

Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Jimmy Neutron at the LA premiere of Spread:

I mean, it’s obvious to everyone at this point that Demi Moore has had more work than the Millenium Falcon, right? Ok, thanks. Telegraph UK reports: The Hollywood star, 46,…

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I Don’t Get It By todd August 31, 2009

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Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on her chest, her face look like a Jack-O-Lantern, and I’ve seen bodies of water better than what this chick is working with. Long story short, if you’re a dude, and you think this chick is hot, you might want to start hanging out at park bathrooms or uploading your new baton-twirling video to YouTube, because vagina might not be your thing.

Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on…

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Megan Fox Does Cosmo By todd August 31, 2009

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Let’s be honest, this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, and the October cover of Cosmopolitan is pretty much all the reason you need to deal with it. Holy shit, she’s hot. Kelly Clarkson needed a team of scientists to make her not look like Grimace on the cover of Self, but they just threw Megan in a pink dress and told her to do what comes natural, baby. And I swear to God, if I hear one more thing about her thumbs I’m gonna puke blood. They’re thumbs. I repeat, thumbs. She could have lobster claws and I’d still hit it like Dale Earnhardt.

Let’s be honest, this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, and the October cover of Cosmopolitan is pretty much all the reason you need to deal with it. Holy…

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DJ AM Died By todd August 28, 2009



I have somebody very impatient waiting for me in the next room, and now she’s standing here staring at me, but I’m getting texted like a call girl to let me know that DJ AM died. Ok, you can stop texting me now. Thanks. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ prescription pill bottles were found near DJ AM’s body this afternoon. We’re told his body was found at around 5 PM at his apartment in New York City — he was shirtless and wearing sweatpants. He was face down.

UPDATE 10:33 PM ET: Crime scene investigators just entered the apartment with evidence bags.

UPDATE 9:15 PM ET: Law enforcement sources say the call came in at 5:24 PM — the FDNY responded at 5:27 PM. We’re told DJ AM was pronounced dead on the scene at 6:00 PM.

UPDATE 8:35 PM ET: A law enforcement source on scene tells TMZ a glass “crack pipe” was found in his bedroom. The pill bottles were found in the kitchen.

UPDATE 8:10 PM ET: Sources say a pipe commonly used to smoke drugs was also found inside the bedroom.

UPDATE 7:51 PM ET: We’re told his body has not been removed from the apartment.

Also:

Sources tell TMZ DJ AM had been “completely devastated” over a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Hayley Wood. We’re told they split within the last week — she was the one who called off their relationship. We’re also told he was having a very hard time dealing with post-traumatic stress from the plane crash he survived in September of last year.

Whatever, some DJ killed himself over some bitch and because he survived a plane crash. I saw a dead spider in my building’s hallway tonight, too. I don’t know what that has to do with DJ AM besides my emotional reaction being the exact same.

I have somebody very impatient waiting for me in the next room, and now she’s standing here staring at me, but I’m getting texted like a call girl to let…

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This Is Who Joe Francis Beat Up By todd August 28, 2009

I've seen a lot of Lifetime movies, and based on looks alone, most of those women deserved it, but you just cross the line when you stomp on something as hot as a Playboy model. Like Joe Francis did last night. Take a look at these pictures and explain to me why you would ever want to punch anything on this chick besides her uterus.

I've seen a lot of Lifetime movies, and based on looks alone, most of those women deserved it, but you just cross the line when you stomp on something as…

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Links Stacked Like Denise Milani And Her Cousin By todd August 28, 2009



Verana Pooth nipple slip [TaxiDriver Movie]

Emma Roberts
in a bikini [Egotastic]

Big tits run in Denise Milani‘s family [Heyman Hustle]

To Catch a Time Traveler [College Humor]

101 Ridiculously Hot Redheads [COED Magazine]

Coco is pole dancing [Heyman Hustle]

Megan Fox
is a naughty girl [Popoholic]

Ginger Spice is still in a bikini [DrunkenStepfather]

Megan Fox would rather kiss girls [Celebslam]

Irina Voronina
was fired from Entourage because she wouldn’t fuck the cast [Celebitchy]

Verana Pooth nipple slip [TaxiDriver Movie] Emma Roberts in a bikini [Egotastic] Big tits run in Denise Milani‘s family [Heyman Hustle] To Catch a Time Traveler [College Humor] 101 Ridiculously…

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