Times are hard right now for Debbie Rowe after her business transaction relationship involving embryos with Michael Jackson has come to an end, but don’t worry, she is protected my the magical power of the wolf. That’s right, the wolf! Not only does this t-shirt say you’re a mysterious loner who was born to roam, it gives you the power to do badass shit like stick your hand up a horse’s ass. And if your t-shirt happens to have three wolves howling at the moon, well then sir, watch out. Watch out.
Sorry, couldn’t help it: