Stormy Daniels Is Reasonable

Stormy Daniels is a porn star and a potential Senator representing the state of Louisiana. She also likes to beat her husband when he doesn’t fold the laundry in that special way. The Smoking Gun reports:

In a setback to her nascent U.S. Senate campaign, porn star Stormy Daniels (real name: Stephanie Clifford) was arrested Saturday afternoon for domestic violence after she allegedly battered her husband because she was “upset because the way the laundry had been done.” Clifford, who has said she is interested in challenging Republican David Vitter next year for his Senate seat from Louisiana, was nabbed for striking her husband “Michael on his head with her hands several times,” according to a Tampa Bay Police Department report. Clifford, 30, told cops that she did not intentionally hit her husband, but acknowledged tossing a potted plant in the kitchen sink, throwing the couple’s wedding album on the floor, and breaking some candles. The adult film actress, pictured in the below mug shot, was briefly booked into the Hillsborough County jail, where she was later released on $1000 bond. Clifford, who decided to challenge Vitter after the incumbent admitted patronizing a prostitution ring, has formed an exploratory committee in her home state of Louisiana. Its slogan is “Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly.”

Wow. There’s not many times in life where you can find true love with a chick who takes it up the ass by random dudes then comes home to beat your head in. Man, how did this guy do it!? Just lucky I guess!

CLICK HERE to see what Stormy Daniels does during her day job. And if you’ve never believed me when I said pictures were NSFW, you should really, really, really believe me this time. (btw, I give pic #6 a thumbs up)

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