Please, Move To Spain



When you’re born into fame and privilege, it’s easy to become disillusioned with America and how you had to struggle to overcome obstacles such as daddy cutting off your credit card or having to wake up before noon. Gwyneth Paltrow has obviously suffered more than Harriet Tubman, because every time she opens her damn mouth, it’s all about how much she hates America and how stupid Americans are. She just gave a recent interview. You’ll never guess what she said! New York Daily News reports:

“Spain has become a second home,” Paltrow said. “Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C. It’s incredible. “Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren’t running around as much as in New York. “They enjoy time with the family. They don’t always have their BlackBerries on.” Paltrow lived in Spain briefly as a teen and is fluent in Spanish. The 36-year-old star, who is married to Coldplay singer Chris Martin, wants her two kids, Apple and Moses, to speak Spanish as well.

Man, it really must suck to live in a country where you’re handed everything you’ve ever accomplished then be allowed to tell everyone who will listen how bad that country sucks. At this point, Paltrow should just drive through Manhattan in an M41 with Putin and Ahmadinejad while waving a North Korean flag. You know, just so people won’t get the wrong idea.

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