Megan Fox Is An Idiot

Although Transformers launched her into superstardom, Megan Fox is channeling her inner Katherine Heigl and is taking every opportunity to piss all over it. Us Magazine reports:

Fox told Entertainment Weekly: “I mean, I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

And although it’s not as big as mine, director Michael Bay pulled his dick out and slapped her with it:

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you,” Bay tell the Wall Street Journal. “She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. “You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it,'” he goes on…”Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says. “I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

As much as I like to explore her anus like Ponce de León, I’ve slowly come to the realization that this chick says a lot of dumb shit and she’s never gonna leave Brian Austin Green no matter what she tells me. The imaginary sex is great, but quite frankly, so is a delmonico steak. The only difference is, I’ve actually tasted a delmonico steak. So, Megan, you know that number you had blocked and reported to the police? Yeah, it’s never calling you again! Haha, suck on that Megan!

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