Jessica Simpson Sings. Sorry.



If you turn down the volume on this video of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem here, you’d have a hard time knowing if this was somebody singing or an epileptic getting hit with a power line. Damn, this bitch is annoying. She’s famous for being a singer but she can’t sing. So, if you hate yourself and want to get taken out in the parking lot and beat by your co-workers, go ahead and crank this baby up. It’s on you. But I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather listen to kittens being set on fire than try to make it through this video.

Huge boobs = tolerable:

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