Hey, Baby



My girlfriend attended something called The Myspace / IGN Jennifer’s Body Party last night and, of course, she looked hot as hell. To be honest, I really don’t think there’s a scenario where I wouldn’t try to pound Megan Fox’s vagina into a fine powder. She could be under attack by bees or changing into a werewolf, and my penis would need a holster for how fast I would pull it out.

BTW, I’m usually not one to kiss and tell, but we totally did it last night. I’m only saying it, because a stupid photographer took this picture after Megan climbed off me. Why can’t people just leave us alone?!

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