Sarah Jessica Parker is Sexy



The magic of television will have you believe that all the single 20-something men of Manhattan are lining up to bang this sinewy hag, but in reality, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she should be giving a princess a poison apple. Jesus, this bitch is hideous. And why is she even exercising? The thing in the attic in Hellraiser looked more human than this bitch. Seriously. If she has a car, I fully expect it to be powered by the screams of small children.

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