For the last two months, every celebrity gossip magazine cover has been nothing but Jon and Kate Gosselin drama, and when you’re an attention whore with no discernible talent who needs those magazines to stay famous, that may be kind of a problem. Page Six reports:
“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].”
Jon and Kate should drag this out as long as they can if only just to see what these two whores are gonna do next. Give it two more weeks and I can almost guarantee Lindsay will have a sex change to become a minotaur and Paris will hold a press conference to say she’s Batman.