Lindsay Lohan Stole Stuff Again



Not content with just having tumbleweeds on her resume, Lindsay Lohan starting a fabulous new career as an international thief! TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning in connection with a jewel heist — and an expensive one at that. Scotland Yard is investigating the disappearance of around $500,000 worth of jewels — earrings and a necklace — that went missing after an Elle magazine shoot … and guess who was front and center for the shoot? Our freckle-faced friend. Scotland Yard wants to question LiLo …but they’re quick to add others are being investigated as well. Lohan’s rep was not immediately available for comment.

I really don’t feel sorry for anyone in this story, because to reiterate, you hired Lindsay Lohan. What the hell did you think was gonna happen? Either some dude was going to be rushed to the ER with a glowing penis or some shit was gonna get missing. And please, don’t let all the rich world of the fashion and the fact that Scotland Yard is investigating this fool you, Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak in wearing a cat burglar costume and flipping over laser sensors. More than likely, the meth dealer outside probably said he wasn’t going to take a check or scratch off lottery tickets.

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