I Think I’m Gonna Be Sick

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Shauna Sand is in a bikini in almost every picture she takes, but here she is with half of it off. I know I’m supposed to get excited about topless pictures, but my penis is so unimpressed he looks like a quadriplegic trying to swim. It’s not happening. Because, just so we’re clear, you’re about to look at Shauna Sand’s tits. You have a better chance of seeing something less scary if you were on board the Event Horizon.

If you’re in a safe place and you want to take a long look at the unadulterated hell that are Shauna Sand’s tits, feel free to stare into the abyss HERE (VERY NSFW). But be warned, when you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.

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