George Clooney Has a New Piece



George Clooney must browse cocktail waitress websites in his spare time, because he’s currently dating, Lucy Wolvert (HERE), yet another cocktail waitress. Much like his last girlfriend, Sarah Larson (you can read more about her here, here, and here). George is an A-list movie star, so you’d think he could do better than a thinly veiled prostitute. It just doesn’t make any sense. Like hot white chicks with wiggers. But, hey, I’m just a website writer. Cocktail waitresses’ vaginas could be made out of cashmere and wonder for all I know.

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