Here’s a shocker (no, not that kind of shocker, you pervs): Chris Pine (James Tiberius fucking Kirk) has broken up with Audrina Patridge (Bucktooth TinyLips NiceTits McWonkyEyes). From Hollywire:
“Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image.”
As the ladies and gays already know, Chris Pine is hot. He should be with a hot chick (Megan Fox or Miranda Kerr would be acceptable). Audrina does have a really hot body, don’t get me wrong, but I didn’t really understand what “dead behind the eyes” meant until I saw her face. Plus, it’s just so crazy that all this is happening while Lauren is gone!