On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced that reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, a member of the National Organization for Marriage, would keep her crown despite leaked “topless” photos. One day later, Shanna Moakler, former Miss California and advocate of gay marriage, resigned her post as Miss California Pageant Director. In a passive aggressive and self-serving statement, she tells Us Magazine her reasons:
“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization,” Moakler tells Us. “I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she continues. “I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”
If you printed out Carrie Prejean’s topless photos, cut out the boobs and pieced them together like a jigsaw puzzle, you might get a picture of one whole tit, so I can’t believe Shanna Moakler would resign because of those. I’m not sure if her plan to be a role model for young girls included the time when she posed for Stuff and Playboy (NSFW). Or when she played a naked whore (NSFW) in Seeing Other People. Or when she was a worthless bitch who slept until noon everyday on her reality show. It’s hard to tell. I hate to jump to conclusions here, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she resigned because of Prejean’s stance on gay marriage. That’s like me resigning my post as Mr. Giant Penis Pageant Director because the guy who just won prefers Star Trek to Star Wars. You know, or any other scenario that means petty and fucking ridiculous.