David Cook, winner of season 7 of American Idol, announced yesterday that his brother, Adam, died after a long battle with brain cancer. Adam Cook passed away in a Terre Haute hospice at 1am Sunday morning surrounded by family and friends. The Insider reports:
“He took a turn for the worse this weekend and David rushed to get home. He was surrounded by his family, including his wife Kendra, his children, his father and his step-mom, among others.”
Not to sound like an ass, but hopefully David Cook can use this to write some better songs. All Kurt Cobain had was stomach pains and he managed to do okay, so brain cancer has to be good for something other than whatever vagina begging music Cook is doing now. Look man, I appreciate your mascara and the fact that you know a few chords, but you can see how you winning a karaoke contest means you’ll never rock anything other than a junior high prom or an episode of Gossip Girl.
Yeah, so since I’m not going to post pictures of David Cook or some Debbie Downer with cancer, here’s the insanely hot piece of American Idol ass, Katharine McPhee. I’m here to spread joy!: