After six years of marriage, actress(?) Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband, actor(?) Freddie Prinze, Jr., are expecting their first child. People reports:
…a source close to the couple confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. “They’re very excited,” says the source, adding that the actress, 31, is due in the fall.
Eh, I remember Sarah Michelle Gellar being hot for like a week in 1997, but this chick has hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt. For their sake, let’s hope this kid comes out with angel wings and a trident, because this might be the most boring shit I’ve read all day.