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Dear Mr. President, 43.81% of Us Weekly readers think your kid’s new dog sucks. [UsWeekly]

Marilyn Chambers, porn star behind one of my fav vintage porns, Behind The Green Door, was found dead this morning. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Get your tickets to the Celebrity Gun Show! [CityRag]

Eminem will perform at the MTV Movie Awards, just to see if the tweens care enough to give him some of their sweet expendable income. [ImNotObsessed]

Drew Barrymore looked like she skinned a zebra before Regis And Kelly. Expect one of those zebras my 6-year-old nephew tries to draw, not a real zebra. My nephew should be a designer. He’s already pretentious enough. [LaineyGossip]

Lindsay Lohan has her own bag “called” The Lindsay. Perfect for hiding your emotionally fueled drug abuse problems from the outside world. [ICYDK]

The title of this post is “Early Vanna White In See Through Lingerie.” So I’m liking you to it. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

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