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Desperate for money, attention, and a job, Lindsay Lohan has sorta kinda agreed to star in the Las Vegas burlesque Peepshow. E! reports:

She tells E! News exclusively that, despite reports saying otherwise, she is not interested in being a lead performer in Peepshow, the burlesque production at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino currently starring Melanie “Mel B” Brown and Kelly Monaco. But Lohan, who saw the Peepshow premiere over the weekend, says that for the right amount of money, she would be open to making a onetime appearance in the Sin City spectacle. “One show as a guest would be fun,” she says, adding that she’d do it just “for play.”

Lindsay better do something quick, because her tits are starting to look like a low pressure front. If Lindsay was smart she’d be on Pay-Per-View laying in a giant ring of fire with a camel being lowered on top of her.

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