Megan Fox is on the set of Jonah Hex with Josh Brolin and John Malkovich. Malkovich is using vodoo to raise an undead army of confederate soldiers and Brolin – as Jonah Hex – will try to stop him. Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest for Jonah.
Though the set isn’t super-lockdown, they still make Megan wear a bathrobe over an old-west, lady-gunslinger outfit complete with garter. And eve though all I’m really getting is boot, if I sink my mind fully into the time period, I can become aroused with the glimpse of an ankle.
It makes me a cheap date.