Jessica Biel is Getting Naked

Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper. Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but what kind of fuckin strip club is in this movie? Jessica Biel doesn’t even have a C-section scar. This shit looks like Cirque De Soleil. This doesn’t look like any strip cub I’ve ever been to. Instead of acrobatic moves and a fabric hammock, the Ukrainian stripper who jacked me off in a private room last week only had cold sores and bored indifference.

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