Heidi Montag is Expensive



The rumor now is that Hills whore Heidi Montag has reportedly been offered $500,000 to pose for Playboy. Let that sink in. $500,000. To get Heidi Montag naked. I don’t want to sound like an ass here, but I think I might raise my hand and ask if that might be too much. To reiterate, it’s Heidi Montag. She’d get airtighted by gorillas if she thought it would get her on the cover of People. The only way she’d be worth $500,000 is if her vagina laid golden eggs or shot out Skittles rainbows.

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