I admittedly have no idea what a toe thumb is nor do I have a degree in tattoo technology (heating and air conditioning repair is where the big money’s at!), so I really have no idea why anyone wouldn’t want to split Megan Fox’s hot little ass like an atom. I don’t know, I might be oversimplifying it. She’s hot, she has something that penises can go into, and my penis likes to go into things. I’ve been on the whiteboard all day with this, and I’m failing to see holes in this theory.
By the way, she was doing something yesterday. It doesn’t really matter what: