The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards was last night, and I really need to make it there one year. Not because I like songs about domestic violence and broken dreams, but because it’s probably the best award show if you’re looking for the greatest concentration of hot, skinny white chicks. I tried the American Latin Music Awards one time, and before I got in, some latin guy came up to me and stuck out his hand and said “Hola”. Then I just threw him my wallet and my keys at him and then hid behind a trash can. What does “Hola” mean?!! Is that some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!!
Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler:
Marisa Miller, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco: