We’ve Seen It Already, Thanks



Paris Hilton hasn’t been on here for a while, because really, who gives a shit about Paris Hilton anymore. I’m only posting these because I realize she probably thought these pictures were gonna turn out sexy, but somebody should have reminded her that she looks like a shaved bird. And has herpes. And has comically oversized feet. Seriously, look at those skis. She should be juggling bowling pins or spraying water out of a flower pinned to her chest, because unless she’s a power forward or Godzilla, there’s no other way to explain those shoes.

STD UPDATE
: Yes, Paris has herpes.

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