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No seriously. This chick has a stalker. TMZ reports:
A man claiming he was “meant to be” with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of “Dancing With the Stars” — and cops say he had two loaded guns and duct tape in his car. Johnson’s mother, Teri, has just filed a petition for a restraining order against the man, 34-year-old Robert O’Ryan. The restraining order seeks protection for 17-year-old Shawn, her mother, her father and her “Dancing” partner Mark Ballas. According to documents filed by Johnson, “The LAPD searched [O'Ryan's] vehicle and located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim.” According to the documents, O’Ryan told police “He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with [Shawn Johnson], he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what.”
What the hell? Don’t stalkers have any taste? Every time you hear about some lunatic showing up at a celebrity’s door with an empty prescription and a loaded gun, they’re always trying to kill some fug mess like Shawn Johnson, Jodie Foster, Monica Seles, or Cameron Diaz. Why can’t they pi…uhh…oh, wait. Nevermind. Carry on.