Poppy The Page 3 Girl

I know The Sun is one crappy rag, but – damn – whomever decided to have a sexy topless girl on Page 3 was some kind of genius. Maybe not a genius like Einstein, but certainly a little above Dan Brown level of genius.

Today, I thought I’d kick off the Friday with a sneak peak at Page3.com’s newest Page 3 girl who claims to be called Poppy Rivers, but actually naming your little girl Poppy Rivers silently curse them to be in soft core porn anyway, so I’m guessing her real name is something like Gertrude. Gertrude BigRackenstien.

I’ve got 5 more NSFW boob-ness pics of Poppy HERE, I was just too lazy to put the censored lips on them. So CLICK.

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