Brad Pitt visited with President Obama, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to discuss nationalizing his “Make It Right” campaign yesterday. Later, every woman in the White House had to wring out their panties. Fox News reports:
The Power of Pitt drained entire congressional offices of their female employees and quite a few male aides as well, all of whom could be picked out by the way they suddenly appeared in the Senate’s doorways and halls, nonchalantly cupping cell phones and cameras at their sides and hanging around waiting news crews. Finally, around 1:30 p.m., Pitt, four aides and assorted security guards climbed out of a darkened SUV at the Capitol’s north gate and strolled across the sun-dappled plaza. As he approached the building, all nonchalance inside disappeared. Was he coming in the carriage entrance? No! He was coming through the North Door. And so he did, entering through the famous Brumidi corridor, whose ornate and historic paintings he probably couldn’t see through his sunglasses. Reporters, photographers and giggling staffers shuffled after him, up a flight of stairs and around a corner toward Reid’s office. As Pitt entered the parlor, he took off his shades. An aide closed the door behind him.
Man, it must suck being Brad Pitt. Actor, producer, philanthropist, in a relationship with one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Too bad for him. Sorry to rub it in Brad, but this bottle cap said I just won a free Mt. Dew. I’m the big winner!
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