MIA Insists There Is A Difference

The little man-lizard above is MIA’s baby, who we were pretty sure was named Ickitt, which won the trophy for dumbest celebrity name since Bronx Mogwli, especially since Ickitt, when searched, asks me: Did you mean rickitt?

What? No, I didn’t mean Rickitt! What the hell is a Rickitt? (SPOILER: British Actor).

After we all called MIA stupid, she came back with a “no, YOU’re stupid:” “My baby is not called Ickitt, Pickit or Lickit, thank you very much!” the singer wrote. “I didn’t release the baby name because I didn’t think it was news. … Go pick on Apple, Satchel and Moon Unit!”

To which I was ready to go pick on little Moon Unit. Until MIA’s actual baby name came down the line:

Yeah, the difference between Ickitt and Ickhyd is SOOOOOOOO important. Good thing you corrected us on your baby name.

I got so sad for little Ickhyd, because children with Ys as the supporting vowel in their name grow up to make poor lovers.

I made that up. Just like YouTube user katieyurychuk didn’t make up this version of “Paper Planes”

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