French journalist and news anchor, Melissa Theuriau, was in Miami with her husband, French actor/comedian, Jamel Debbouze, when she decided to give him a blowjob and roll all over him like he was on fire. At least I think she’s giving him a blowjob. It’s possible a snake could have jumped out of the pool and bit his penis. Then Melissa gently laid him back on his chair and sucked the poison out with her ass in the air. Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable explanation for these pictures.
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