So much has been said about Megan Fox and her reported plastic surgery and tattoos recently as reasons why she’s not hot. Well here she is in 2004 at a Lakers game. It’s pretty obvious that she’s had work done, but it’s also pretty obvious that plastic surgeons could have scaffolding around her and I’d still want her to be a sock for my penis. I know! Call me crazy!
OBVIOUS UPDATE: I don’t know if you saw this on the Discovery Channel or not, but people aren’t born with tattoos. If someone has a tattoo in 2009 and you take a time machine back to 2004, there’s a 50/50 chance they’ll have that same tattoo. Hope this clears up any confusion. (btw, if you didn’t catch that – the girl in these pictures is Megan Fox.)