Megan Fox is Convincing

So, in case you haven’t heard, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly faked their breakup to get publicity because Megan Fox heard her photos weren’t selling anymore. Awesome. I just opened a pint of ice cream and put on some Sarah McLachan, so I’ll be okay, but here’s the Jezebel meeting with a director yesterday. I really wish I could stay mad, but just look at her, man. These pictures could be of her stabbing a homeless man or wearing a necklace of baby fetuses, and it would only just add a few seconds to my finish time.

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