Just days after blaming everyone else for ruining her career, it’s just been announced that her new movie, Labor Pains, is having a lavish, star-studded world premiere in Los Angeles. Now replace that with “ABC Family”. US Magazine reports:
The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later. In the film — which wrapped last August — Lohan plays a woman who fakes being pregnant to save herself from being fired. She must then keep the lie going for nine months. It is the latest film dud for the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically-panned indie Chapter 27 and I Know Who Killed Me. She briefly appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty.
Instead of thinking about that blockquote, think about Lindsay Lohan’s career being tied up and put in a barrel and thrown into a volcano. It’s basically the same thing.