I was under the impression that Katharine McPhee was dead, so imagine my surprise when I found out she was in Hawaii filming
a movie nobody is gonna see You May Not Kiss The Bride
. Good thing for me, because she has brown hair and big tits and that’s sorta my thing. She used to be fat and she married a 43 year old dude when she was 22, so this should pretty easy. All that’s standing between me and unlimited anal is a few compliments and a trip to a petting zoo. And maybe an ice cream cone. Good, because that’s sounds pretty cheap. I mean, really, have you seen the price of ether these days? What do these people think, that I’m made of money?!