Jessica Alba is in Elle



I realize Jessica Alba is a talentless, miserable ice queen who isn’t anywhere near as hot as she used to be, but I’ve wanted to hit for so long, it doesn’t really matter. Some dreams just don’t go away. I wouldn’t turn it down. Because turning it down would be like turning down a ride in a Delorean or an invitation to join the A-Team.

Oh, here she is in Elle:

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