Ashley Tisdale and her dark hair are running, running, running away from the blonde Disney pop-star cookie-cutter as fast and quietly as possible before the giant black hole of Disney and Mickey Mouse’s slave-driving hand crashes down on top of her career like that giant wave on George Clooney in The Perfect Storm.
Tisdale is filming a video for her new single “It’s Alright, It’s Okay” off her album Guilty Pleasure.
No one really knows who that dude is, or at least they are ready to refer to him as the “mystery man,” though maybe he’s just one of those guys who pretends to play music insturments for music videos. I used to be one of those guys. I was an auxiliary percussionist and my job mostly consisted of getting REALLY into playing an egg-shaker.
Yeah. Those were the days of drug, sex and egg-shaking. Now the closest I am to shaking eggs are pushing premature labors from maternity to the ER.
(You know, when I volunteer at the ER. You thought I was stealing babies didn’t you?)