It Rubs The Links On It’s Skin

Even if you’re talking about Pi and not Pie, a teenage girl that loves either too much is going to have problems getting dates. [EbaumNation]

Zac Efron has booty-calls on hold around the GLOBE? With WOMEN? [LaineyGossip]

Is it weird that a Britney Spear camel toe makes me as nostalgic as I get when I think about Surge commercials (SURGE!). Site NSFW, just like Surge. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Kevin Spacey is totally not gay *wink* and is with a guy who totally isn’t his boyfriend *wink* being totally discreet *nudge* about looking at a book about big penises. [FilmDrunk]

Alyson Hannigan is cute even if she has some other dudes DNA poop in her uterus. [ICYDK]

Closeup of Scarlett Johansson’s tits? Yes, as long as I’m not Ryan Reynolds. Which I’m obviously not. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

From those who brought you The Notebook comes The Handjob, a film that tugs at more than your heartstrings. [CollegeHumor]

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