Britney Spears is Different

Britney Spears was relaxing by a pool in Miami yesterday, because apparently lipsynching and waddling around on stage is tiring. But God help me for saying this, but she looks kinda decent here. Granted, it’s probably because I just woke up and I’m still a little hungover. Much like the time in Vegas when I woke up next to that Swedish prostitute. I thought she looked fine too, but the police who arrested me told me that the coroner really didn’t seem to think so. You know, just saying I’ve been wrong before.

Photo credit: Splash

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