There’s something creepy about Tom Cruise taking an upskirt shot of his robot daughter at Disneyworld while onlookers, both real and fictional, watch.
Disneyworld Exec: Of course, Mr. Cruise, we can accommodate you.
Tom: Excellent. I want all the characters on a lawn so I can take some pictures, and I want to skip the line for every ride.
Disneyworld Exec: Of course.
Tom: And I want you to pull all the Pinocchio characters. The last thing I need is Suri wanting to be a real boy.
Disneyworld Exec: Disney has a very strong policy against sexual confusion in youth.
Tom: I was more worried about the “real” part. I have to go power up Katie.
(Tom Cruise teleports)