The Cruises Go To Disneyworld

There’s something creepy about Tom Cruise taking an upskirt shot of his robot daughter at Disneyworld while onlookers, both real and fictional, watch.

Disneyworld Exec: Of course, Mr. Cruise, we can accommodate you.

Tom: Excellent. I want all the characters on a lawn so I can take some pictures, and I want to skip the line for every ride.

Disneyworld Exec: Of course.

Tom: And I want you to pull all the Pinocchio characters. The last thing I need is Suri wanting to be a real boy.

Disneyworld Exec:
Disney has a very strong policy against sexual confusion in youth.

Tom: I was more worried about the “real” part. I have to go power up Katie.

(Tom Cruise teleports)

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