Taylor Swift, How You Doin’?



I don’t like songs about tire swings and rodeos, so it’s no surprise that I’ve really never been a fan of country music. However, unlike Madonna and Beyonce who pay people to say that they do, Taylor Swift, at the of 19, has actually written or co-written every song that she’s ever recorded. Doesn’t matter if you like her or not, that’s impressive. My penis has exacting tastes, so a woman has to be a lot more than just a pretty face. She has to be confident, intelligent, talented, a lover of life. She has to make a smile a part of her day. She has to be empathetic toward others by being an active listener with an open mind and heart. Actually, not really. I’m not going to lie, my checklist pretty much starts and stops with “anal”.

Apparently she’s a bitch, but look at me not caring. Wow, look at me go!

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