I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women if they back talk or overcook the chicken even after you’ve told them that you don’t like overcooked chicken. What are you, stupid? Can’t you do anything right? Stop crying and cook it right, bitch!! Oh yeah, something about Rihanna. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources have now gotten specific with us… police took pictures of Rihanna’s injuries and they are “horrific.” As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer’s face — there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers. And we now know this… Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that’s what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack. Rihanna refused treatment at the scene, but before she left cops took photos. We’re told the photos alone are “devastating proof of abuse.” And we’ve learned it was not Rihanna who called 911. Someone in the area heard her screams and called.
I always thought Chris Brown was gay, so all of this is more than a little slightly surprising. Or maybe he still is gay, who knows? Maybe Rihanna stole his glitter lip gloss or set her cup on his new Details magazine. I saw on the Discovery Channel once that gays don’t like that.