I know there’s a lot of people who think Victoria Beckham is hot, but she sorta looks like a mummy and her nose belongs on something winning a blue ribbon at the State Fair. I don’t get it. Besides she weighs like 40 pounds. I might as well have sex with a Lego Posh Spice. I’ve done some research on this, and I can’t seem to find any evidence to tell me it wouldn’t feel like the same thing.
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