I have no idea exactly what Lindsay Lohan is trying to do here, but whatever it is, it’s not working. She’s topless, and I appreciate the effort, but good luck trying to get me to masturbate to something with a tattoo on her wrist that looks like it should be making hinges at Schindler’s factory. My penis just thinks that’s in poor taste. Like Asian girls.
If “topless” didn’t give it away, some of these pictures might be NSFW. Especially #6. And the closeup version of #6 here. Oh, and the picture your girlfriend sent me on my cell phone: