Leighton Meester’s Cleavage Exists, Is Wonderful

Leighton Meester went to some fashion show that I’m sure I would care about if I had ovaries, or if I was rich enough to take up expensive habits like buying clothes rather than making them by stitching together tampons I stretch out into 3″ x 3″ swaths. I like tampons shirt because they are absorbent, and Leighton Meester because she has enough cleavage to stare at, but not so much that she’s made it a habit not to lean over. Keep leanin’, Leighton!

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