It’s Time (For Candice Swanepoel)

Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy’s Valentine’s Day gift catalog, and though Macy’s catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking a department store with a style only matched by when I turn tricks outside the Denny’s.

It’s not the location, it’s the attitude.

That advice, plus the handjob will be $5. Yes, I’m aware that’s cheaper than the Grand Slam you just had. I don’t have a lot of self esteem.

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