Amanda Bynes was in New York and modeled for the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection on Friday. And by “modeled” I mean she just wore stuff she normally wears. Has anybody ever seen this chick in pants or a dress? Does she even know what those are? They could have asked her backstage to wear a dress that covered up her thighs and there would’ve been a good chance that she started jumping up and down doing ape sign language before jumping on a tire swing and trying to eat a stapler. All signs point to that not working out.
Bynes and her kick ass legs: